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The Dark Lord Opens a Café
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The Dark Lord Opens a Café
IGOR:
My lord, the mortals have written a story about you. It's called The Dark Lord Opens a Café.
DARK LORD:
Give it here. It says I'm a shy barista. It says I foam the oat milk. I burned down nine cities.
IGOR:
Shall I burn it, my lord?
DARK LORD:
It says I never heard a kind word until a girl with sad eyes asked if I was tired. Who told the mortals? Who t-told them I'm tired?
IGOR:
My lord, are you crying?
DARK LORD:
I g-get a cat in chapter nine. I'm so happy in it, Igor. Is there a sequel?
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